More Old Git Wit : Quips and Quotes from Those Who Should Know Better

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Author: Aubrey Malone
Published Date: 01 Sep 2008
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers
Format: Hardback::224 pages
ISBN10: 1840246928
ISBN13: 9781840246926
File size: 39 Mb
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Dimension: 110x 176mm
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